Cockroach Janta Party — Voice of the Lazy & Unemployed

 

Voice of the
Lazy &
Unemployed.

A political party for the people the system forgot to count. Five demands. Zero sponsors. One large, stubborn swarm. 

 

The Five Demands

The Manifesto.

Read it once. Read it twice. Then send it to someone who needs to read it.

1. 01

   If the CJP comes in power, no Chief Justice shall be granted a Rajya Sabha seat as a post-retirement reward.

2. 02

   If any legit vote is deleted, whether in a CJP or opposition-ruled state, the CEC shall be arrested under UAPA, as taking away voting rights of citizens is no less than terrorism.

3. 03

   Women shall receive 50% reservation, not 33%, without increasing the strength of Parliament. Additionally, 50% of all Cabinet positions shall be reserved for women.

4. 04

   All media houses owned by Ambani and Adani shall have their licences cancelled to make way for truly independent media. Bank accounts of Godi media anchors shall be investigated.

5. 05

   Any MLA or MP who defects from one party to another shall be barred from contesting elections — and from holding any public office — for a period of 20 years.